My DaD iS BiG :: Members section
Welcome to the band members section.
Here you can find out a lot of things that you wanted to know about the band...
...and a lot of things that you didnt want to know.
Greg:
Greg formed the band at the end of 1999 as a three piece rock band, playing bass.
He has moved on to playing guitar, and writes most of the songs for the band.
Greg is a convicted pervert, but tries to hide it. And fails.
Greg is in a steady relationship with a sock that lives under his pillow.
It seems like the sock is using him purely for sex, but Greg refuses to see this.
Since forming the band, Greg has also become guilty of showing most people in
existence his penis... Which is where the name 'Mr. Winkle' comes from.
Not many people know that he gets called 'Mr. Winkle'... then again, it's not
something that you'd want people to know, is it.
If you are one of the few people not to see Gregs penis, feel free to contact the
band, and something will be organised.
Tom:
Tom has gone through almost all of the instruments in the band, and often settles
for whatever is needed. Yes, he really is that talented... Either that or he
gets bored easily.
Tom also helps to write and arrange the songs for the band, and even supplies the
practice space for them.
It has also been made public that he fancies Greg's sister more than his own girlfriend.
Well, if it wasnt' public before, it is now!
Tom will also strip for small amounts of money. Only small amounts are needed... for
obvious reasons...
Nate:
Nate plays the trumpet for the band... He joined them at the start of 2001, thanks to Ian.
He has also taken the title of "Most musically talented member of the band" off of Mike.
Mike obviously disagrees with this, as he managed to guess the password
to the old website, and added a 'Yeah, right...' comment here. Jealousy? ;)
He also shows off a lot, but this is something that he denies strongly.
Another thing he denies is that he actually is a member of the royal family... It's not so
easy for him to deny this though, its far too obvious.
Ian:
Ian also joined the band in 2001, and has been playing saxaphone for them since then.
He is very defensive about his music on napster... He is known to question and put anybody
that tries to download any music off of him through a very intense interrogation.
He only allows you to get any of his music after he knows your name, address, age, current
location, life ambitions and (for some reason) penis size. Dont ask why...
Mike:
Mike has played bass in the band since the summer of 2000, and has been getting better ever
since (that was what you wanted me to put, right Mike?) Mike is very easy to annoy, especially
with certain subjects. Certain band members seem to take advantage of this... mentioning no
names (Tom doesn't want me to).
Rumours are now beginning to circulate that Mike is having an affair... with Gregs sock. Greg's
gonna be devastated when he finds out. But not as devastated as Mike when he finds out how often
Gregs sock gets washed...